"Lie Clock" in Heaven (copied this from an email)

[Akaichigo]

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven... As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked,'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are >Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said Rumsfeld, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.
' 'Incredible,' said Rumsfeld. 'And whose clock is that >one?' St. Peter responded,
'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Bush's clock?' asked Rumsfeld. 'Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.


do you guys got it?

[Freesia]

Maksudnya jarum jam nya berputar trus sampe2 bs dijadiin kipas??
Klo bener brarti emang parah tuh si bush.. wkwk

[landon89]

tapi mosoq tiap saat boong berkali-kali, sampe muter e kenceng bgt kek kipas angin -.-"

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